People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.
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remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 

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Svetlana Zakharova in Sleeping Beauty.


I never wanted to say this. You never wanted to stay.

I put my faith in you, so much faith and then you just threw it away.

I’m not so naive. My sorry eyes can see the way you fight shy of almost everything.

If you give up you’ll get what you deserve.

What did you think I would say? You can’t run away.

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If you love someone you don’t hit them. If you love someone you don’t hurt them on purpose with your words. If you love someone you don’t touch them without their permission in their sleep. If you love someone you don’t make them cry to make yourself feel better. If you love someone you don’t disregard their feelings. I’m sorry, I just couldn’t take it anymore. “Love” was not there.

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Lazy record store employee
what the fuck

— pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)

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I can’t really argue